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1. The goal of modern art has been proposed by critics to be to change the criteria for what people consider ugly.

2. The American Hospital Association must surely recognize that many families cannot afford such costs.

3. The critic said she would announce the winners in the photographic competition within three days.

4. The safety precautions we had been carefully observing were abandoned once the danger was gone.


1001 Non-Blank Cards


this is the part that gets updated
RESURGANCE. THEORY:


at least I'm not as sad
as I used to be

I've stolen your words
and I'm not sorry
I've got a girl hidden in the clover
she keeps hanging me over
got a pile of memory and none in my mind
I got a build up of ooze and it's made me unkind

bought a loaf of bread, then I asked her to spread
got a pringles can coming out of my head
blue fingers
blue fingers

i am the darkness
that holds you, that binds the night
you fight it
scream, cry - it strangles you
but I
let it in

I let it in
let it consume me
I become the darkness
I use it, guide it
absorb every drop
and now
I
am
the darkness

donkey jam
jam on the toast
barn door square dance
blue fingers

the female pathogens
I don't trust you
vague orgasmic threats
copper beret, pink skin
baking me a party, cucumber bacardi
barely eighteen, martinis in your red
living room, silent night, silent slights
a night in the darkness
dead sun in the cemetary
and my pile of blue fingers

          - NAÞAN


here I'm going to talk about my feelings
all of my

feelings

nothing more than

feelings

I can't feel my

feelings

i'm not misunderstood
i'm not misunderstood
because in order to be
misunderstood
they have to try to
understand you first

i'm not a misunderstood
individual, miss understood

if i could climb
in a bowl with a pillow
i would detach my head there for eternity

boreder border

doin things is not what I like to do
agreed?
not doin things is what I like to do
1, 2, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

where is pi in your musical breakdown
you for another did you get pie in my nervous brakedown well
she was there and she was stare
ing at me

stare of my life, girl of my dreams
stayre of my lyfe, gryl off my dreamt

I can smell my bathroom all the way in here
and I need moisturizer

moisturizer
I need you
now more than ever

sometimes i want to sleep
sometimes i want to die
sometimes i want to have sex with a girl in an elevator
not even a hot one, just an okay one
and sometimes
i really really need to moisturize

and this is the end of this poem

JANUARY TWENTY ONE TWO THOUSAND EIGHT

5/23

I was playing a game
I created

when my coworker came in
i told the game, "sigh, time to kill myself"
he said "want to go to lunch?"
i said sure

later there were software updates

8/19

they'll find my dead corpse
someday in my bathroom
smothered in a
smokey honey bbq

15/26

chipotle sauce

can you hear me now?
no, you can't.

atomic bomb/infinity

i'm going to spend my life savings
on triangle throw pillows
so why buy
your suicide
from two different
companies

that reminds me
the phone company is outside
and they're worried about you

something about
     a 2 for 1
          saturday night
               special
                    promotion



the furor?

the furor
that brown dog

is guarding the pool
and he won't let
anybody

near it




11/4
THis room sort of smells like someone used too much of a white colored deodorant but I know no one here has because I'm the only one around

TOday I tried and tried as much as I please but I just couldn't find the forest or the trees
so here I go danced round the mulberry bush the mulberry bush you know we had a mulberry tree when I was a kid and the birds ated the purple mulberries and they crapped all over our yard and our car and our car port and our house and our white siding had purple mulberrycrap all over it all the time when I was a child we hated the purple mulberries so here we go round the mulberry tree lets chop that mfer down

where do you think the soul of a house goes when you chop it down
when you chop it down
when you chop it down

where do you think the soul of a house goes when you chop it down
will the new house come tumbling after

there is an animal
(or a man)
in an alternate dimension
who sneezes out of his belly
and squeezes out of his belly

the juice of his feelings

and when he gets exciteded there's just no hiding it there's just no hiding it

I keep sneezing out my belly my belly my belly, my belly my belly my belly, I keep sneezing out my belly my belly my belly and damn that's a lot of snot

so he tries to keep it to himself
but everyone gets caught in the flood

caught in the flood of the
the but on the would
they're bound to be too good
to be covered in the

juice of his feelings

and that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic
indexedrine

the numbers game

fetus cunt
honk if you're horny
WHAT NONSENSE!
this is the best i can do
two is one and i am happy
numbers reloaded
WAR IS PEACE
sunfish santeria
I Keep Sneezing On My Shoulders
MY CAT WON'T MEOW


no link
head underwater

plastic or glass
 

 





 







The Glass Doth Come


You cannot and should not try to eliminate all anger from your life. Totally suppressing anger will not help you to control your feelings. If you react mildly to everything, you will often suppress your true feelings. Holding in your anger is never a good thing. It will only keep you from bringing out the truth, because you will be trying to hide it. You may also be resentful of someone or something. Expressing anger may sometimes help to show your true feelings, but you also have to be aware of situations in which you should not express your anger, or if it is not a good time to let your anger show. You must learn to recognize situations where expressing anger is counterproductive. Furthermore, becoming angry at every little thing in life will not help you to express your feelings, and will only make everything seem worse. Making sure your anger is justified and letting it show when the time is right is the key to expressing anger in a healthy way.

WALKING IN THE MALL WAS A TEENAGER, ROUGH AND NASTY LOOKING. HE SEEMED TO GAZE AROUND HIM AS IF WANTING TO REMAIN INCONSPICUOUS. SUDDENLY, A WOMAN ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED EVERYTHING SHE WAS HOLDING NEARBY, INCLUDING HER PURSE. SURPRISING EVERYONE AROUND, HE CHEERFULLY HELPED TO GATHER EVERYTHING, AND WENT ON HIS WAY.

The criminal becomes a terrorist when the government believes the criminal�s actions are dangerous to the society.

It is better to listen carefully when others are speaking than to allow your thoughts to drift aimlessly. The strawberries were hulled, washed, sliced in two lengthwise, and arranged in a pattern on top of the cake. It is important to read all textbook assignments, take accurate notes in class, and review your notes soon after you write them. Jerry claims that doing math problems is as easy for him as falling off a log. Thousands cheered wildly, hundreds waved flags, and some cried for joy. Energy experts say we should install storm windows, take showers instead of baths, and set our thermostats at 65 or even 60. We need someone who has experience in either accounting or computer programming. The police commissioner announced that he would assign more foot patrol officers to the neighborhood and let them work in pairs. She recited the poem without any mistakes or omissions, but also without much feeling. The message of the sermon was to feed the hungry and to aid the poor. All the athletes were killed, disciplined, and determined to give the best they had.

The artist becomes a criminal when the people believe his art is dangerous to the society.

The trick is there is no trick. I told you that last week, but you didn't listen to me.
I'm tired of
always
hearing you
scoff. I wish
your heart
would stop beating
off